Given the title and the characters somewhat phallic appearance i had supposed this was going to be about masturbation. I don't know if that says more about me or Newgrounds :)
Anyway, great little animation. It's funny because it's true.

Clasic Tardigrade! :)

i didnt catch the link, where do i go to make a contribution to the @*&!ing big pile of mony?

As ever, awesome animation!

shadows :(

Some nice moddeling in there, however to b honest what most grabs my attention is the horrid hard shadows. If it were my work id either try and get much softer shadows cast by some form of indirect lighting or just tern them off all together.

by the way what software are u using?